The United Socialist States of Debordan
“Stupid Sexy Marx”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Squire
The United Socialist States of Debordan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dearest with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.188 billion Debordanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horkheimer. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Debordanian economy, worth 316 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Average income is 51,116 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Books are so highly regarded in Debordan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, saying "don't do anything that Dearest wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Debordanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debordan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheist.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Debordan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of FlyLands.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Larger Green Plants.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Communist regime of Sovietchina.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The Catfish's Republic of Goshnia and Goshnigovina.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Comuny.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of 4D Donkeys.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The Free Nation of Passany.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The Non-Existent Nation of Socialist Heronia.
- : Debordan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Conarland.
Endorsements Received: 59 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Transbiansylvania, Illeron, Kethania, Liliumtopia, United States of Buffaloia, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Vulga, Uinted Communist of Africa, New Soviet States of America, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, Bibliophilius, Council of America, Pro Bey, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Itilien, Phallas, Whatevernext, Maogeji, Keltische, Bruzzundunga, Floreznia, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Feyrisshire, Soviet State of Covernant, Pangeaeae, The Bon Fa Islands, Wice, The Steephills, Norelea, Afronovia, 104 Partisans, Xaxam, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Flying-Penguins, Carrico, Repolaa, Conarland, and 9 others.Socialist Heronia, Passany, 4D Donkeys, Comuny, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Larger Green Plants, FlyLands, and Ma pi kulupu.