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The United Socialist States of Debordan

“Stupid Sexy Marx”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Socialist States of Debordan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dearest with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.188 billion Debordanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horkheimer. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Debordanian economy, worth 316 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Average income is 51,116 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Books are so highly regarded in Debordan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, saying "don't do anything that Dearest wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Debordanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debordan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheist.

Debordan is ranked 25,209th in the world and 95th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 112.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 2,494thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,791stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,829thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,142ndBest Weather: 11,280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,657thMost Pacifist: 11,973rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,427thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,480thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,349thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,489thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,521stMost Secular: 18,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,997thSafest: 19,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,673rdMost Inclusive: 20,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,915thMost Income Equality: 22,547thLowest Crime Rates: 22,590thSmartest Citizens: 22,696thMost Stationary: 24,181stHighest Drug Use: 25,209thHighest Food Quality: 25,410th
Most Stationary: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 59 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Transbiansylvania, Illeron, Kethania, Liliumtopia, United States of Buffaloia, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Vulga, Uinted Communist of Africa, New Soviet States of America, Karelianastan, Rothnia, Ganjallia, Luftetia, Bibliophilius, Council of America, Pro Bey, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Picuros, Itilien, Phallas, Whatevernext, Maogeji, Keltische, Bruzzundunga, Floreznia, Tranbian, Mallissa, Brauengen, Feyrisshire, Soviet State of Covernant, Pangeaeae, The Bon Fa Islands, Wice, The Steephills, Norelea, Afronovia, 104 Partisans, Xaxam, The Movion, Arpol, Halsoni, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Flying-Penguins, Carrico, Repolaa, Conarland, and 9 others.Socialist Heronia, Passany, 4D Donkeys, Comuny, Goshnia and Goshnigovina, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Larger Green Plants, FlyLands, and Ma pi kulupu.