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The Holy Empire of Dead Cow

“Pray to the Cow Gods or DIE”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Union of Christian Nations

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Empire of Dead Cow is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 735 million Undead Cows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The strong Dead Cowian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Bones of dead cows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,950 Bones of dead cows, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dead Cow's national animal is the A dead cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dead Cow is ranked 23,178th in the world and 15th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.66 Whatever.

Most Primitive: 951stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,764thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,839thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,586thMost Devout: 6,688thMost Avoided: 7,032ndTop
Most Armed: 13,177thLargest Mining Sector: 13,846thMost Authoritarian: 18,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,178th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the region

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