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The Ꞃᵹꝺɑċꞇ of Deacarsia

“Pro Deo, Rege, et Patria”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Albosiac

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Ꞃᵹꝺɑċꞇ of Deacarsia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aꞃꝺ‐Ꞃ Pꞃoınꞅıɑꞅ ın Tɑ́nɑıꞅe with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.329 billion Deacarsi are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ꝺonṗıꞇꞇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Deacarsic economy, worth 729 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 168,618 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,919 per year while the poor average 27,870, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', the term "Native Deacarsic" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Deacarsia's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Deacarsia is ranked 1,002nd in the world and 1st in Albosiac for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,907.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 651stLargest Retail Industry: 669thMost Devout: 728thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 754thFattest Citizens: 861stMost Avoided: 994thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,002ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,654thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,094thMost Primitive: 2,220thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,426thRudest Citizens: 2,496thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,943rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,329thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,357thHighest Crime Rates: 3,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,582ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,935thMost Cultured: 9,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,766thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,481stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,497thMost Armed: 12,583rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,730thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,687thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,405thLargest Black Market: 19,978th

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