The Militarized State of Dat Countreh
“Scite et strenue”
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Regional Influence: Squire
The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.87 billion Engineers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth a remarkable 6,123 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 441,471 Ration Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Dat Capital make great practice for foreign snipers, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, Dat Countreh has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Dat Countreh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Engineering.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dat Countreh was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Great Sunderlanian Empirical Rule.
- : Dat Countreh was endorsed by The Lucky Beartopia of The Nation of the People of the Nation.
- : Dat Countreh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
- : Dat Countreh endorsed The Community of Sanjira.
- : Dat Countreh was endorsed by The Community of Sanjira.
- : Dat Countreh was endorsed by The Hard Working Nation of Tital Mania.
- : Following new legislation in Dat Countreh, there's a bright dawn ahead for Dat Countreh.
- : Following new legislation in Dat Countreh, Dat Countreh has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Dat Countreh, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
- : Dat Countreh was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Fernlass.
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