Spotlight on:
The Dictatariat of Dasva |
“Superior firepower is the best doctrine”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Lands End |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Dictatariat of Dasva is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.075 billion Dasvans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Dasvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,087 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,205 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,248,286 per year while the poor average 17,335, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.
Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, it's hunting season on loan sharks, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasva's national animal is the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Dasva is ranked 82,216th in the world and 38th in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 585.6926112676 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dasva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police.
- : Dasva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, all you have to do is pray to get into Dasva.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Following new legislation in Dasva, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » Biggonian Megaist Empire, Deims Kir, Terra Argo, Pantsville, Ofrus, Papalania, The Tribia, Neo URSS, Ansoku, Thaltopia, South-Central Rhodesia, Nordhpadhan, Ruwan Islands, Bonnie Blue Republic, Cassinia, Antarctican Immagrants, Dolplandia, Buchbach, Murskat, Claysville, Peacockastan, Akita-saki, Sovende, Hansa Federation, Jaredistan, Troposia, Micalandia, New Tussia, and Thauto States.