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The Meritocratic Republic of Dastrovakia

“Rise above your station in life”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Meritocratic Republic of Dastrovakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Archminister Newell Seaborg with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.872 billion Dastrovars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elon. The average income tax rate is 46.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dastrovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Dysons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,293 Dysons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dastrovars are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, Rosy Maple Moths are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dastrovakia's national animal is the Rosy Maple Moth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saganism.

Dastrovakia is ranked 218,212th in the world and 1,184th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 5.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 544thLongest Average Lifespans: 926thMost Secular: 979thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,296thBest Weather: 1,304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,506thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,647thMost Developed: 2,928thSafest: 3,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,062ndSmartest Citizens: 3,750thMost Efficient Economies: 4,498thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,870thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,186thRudest Citizens: 7,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,577thHighest Average Incomes: 9,985thHighest Economic Output: 10,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,690thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,748thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,498thLargest Governments: 15,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,999thMost Cultured: 23,075th
Healthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Average: 47th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 102nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the region

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