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The Royal Colony of Dassieland

“Dassies rock!”

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Location: Africa

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The Royal Colony of Dassieland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Procavia Capensis with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.238 billion Dassies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrax. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The all-consuming Dassie economy, worth a remarkable 2,594 trillion Dassies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 150,492 Dassies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dassieland's national animal is the Dassie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dassieland is ranked 120,465th in the world and 64th in Africa for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,422ndMost Politically Free: 1,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,888thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,092ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,595thMost Cultured: 4,336thBest Weather: 4,410thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,492ndMost Pacifist: 4,629thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,699thHighest Economic Output: 5,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,290thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,644thNicest Citizens: 7,330thSmartest Citizens: 8,233rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,309thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,139thNudest: 11,335thLargest Populations: 11,816thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,062ndHighest Drug Use: 15,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,022ndMost Developed: 17,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,277thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,265thMost Inclusive: 23,664thHighest Crime Rates: 24,256th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

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