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The Bottled Water Barrage of Dasani Cannons

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Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Unproven

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The Bottled Water Barrage of Dasani Cannons is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.133 billion Dasani cannoniers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Dasanian economy, worth 151 trillion bottlecaps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,078 bottlecaps, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dasani Cannons's national animal is the brine shrimp, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Dasani Cannons is ranked 293,007th in the world and 5,246th in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 1.81515856052 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,823rdLargest Gambling Industry: 9,361stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 21,060thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,979th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Secular: 143rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 249th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 470th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 530th in the region

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