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The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew

“The peoples will must be respected in NationStates”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Leftist Assembly

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Red Communes of Das Pardgulew is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The General Assembly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.125 billion Das Pardgulewians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syj nan anachi. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Das Pardgulewian economy, worth 218 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,848 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown. Das Pardgulew's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Das Pardgulew is ranked 223,229th in the world and 364th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -211.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,965thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,859thMost Pacifist: 2,980thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,168thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,624thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,504thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,014thNicest Citizens: 5,242ndMost Influential: 6,131stMost Inclusive: 6,574thSafest: 6,598thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,967thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,329thMost Secular: 8,851stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,581stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,057thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,415thBest Weather: 12,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,208thHealthiest Citizens: 14,406thLargest Governments: 15,131stMost Income Equality: 15,988thMost Cultured: 16,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,017thLowest Crime Rates: 17,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,020thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,259thMost Developed: 21,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,721st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the region

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