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The Commonwealth of Darren j

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Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Darren j is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Darren with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.948 billion Darren jians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Darren jian economy, worth 544 trillion dollors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 184,594 dollors, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, many friends and relatives of Darren have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darren j's national animal is the lions, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darren j is ranked 232,572nd in the world and 277th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 8.74 Atheism Rate.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,211thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,862ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,233rdMost Avoided: 4,254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,390thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,853rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,943rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,807thRudest Citizens: 7,907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,318thHighest Average Incomes: 8,416thMost Devout: 11,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,386thMost Efficient Economies: 11,863rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,703rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,751stMost Developed: 13,806thSmartest Citizens: 14,384thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,539thMost Conservative: 21,613th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Octal, The Republic Of Akanalid, Snorlaxia, Republica JIM, Aelhaeran, Egoistic Markets, Viperreich, Neo Jewsalem, Zenzibar, Scientia Major, UNDelegate, and Edison Culver.