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The Kingdom of Darkmen

“gold or lead”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Kingdom of Darkmen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by agustus nero with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.515 billion Darkmenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkmen City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,018 trillion human femaleses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 519,348 human femaleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,864,235 per year while the poor average 4,675, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Darkmen's national animal is the rancors, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Darkmen is ranked 1,085th in the world and 49th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,623.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 34thMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stMost Avoided: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49thMost Ignorant Citizens: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59thFattest Citizens: 65thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67thLargest Retail Industry: 72ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 82ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 96thLargest Insurance Industry: 99thMost Devout: 130thLargest Mining Sector: 132ndMost Primitive: 194thLargest Agricultural Sector: 194thHighest Average Incomes: 248thRudest Citizens: 398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 564thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 579thMost Armed: 767thHighest Economic Output: 959thMost Efficient Economies: 1,065thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,085thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,948thLargest Governments: 8,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,705thLargest Black Market: 10,102ndTop
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Most Conservative: 10,525thMost Influential: 12,030thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,216thLargest Populations: 16,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,476th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 108th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207th in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionLargest Black Market: 291st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 505th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 648th in the regionMost Extreme: 707th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 756th in the region

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