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The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness

“It's nothing personnel.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.229 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,217 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AnNihilism.

Dark Edgyness is ranked 851st in the world and 18th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 929.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 896thHighest Poor Incomes: 991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 998thSmartest Citizens: 1,306thMost Influential: 1,310thLargest Governments: 1,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,372ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,696thSafest: 1,814thMost Developed: 1,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,989thHighest Average Incomes: 3,060thMost Inclusive: 3,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,446thMost Secular: 5,731stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,220thMost Efficient Economies: 6,834thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,873rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,055thMost Pacifist: 8,000thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,708thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,126thHealthiest Citizens: 9,164thMost Cultured: 9,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,908thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,030thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,794thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,483rdMost Stationary: 13,132nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 185th in the regionMost Stationary: 199th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 204th in the regionMost Pacifist: 244th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 295th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 401st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 577th in the region

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