The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness
“It's nothing personnel.”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.229 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,217 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AnNihilism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dark Edgyness was endorsed by The Kingdom of Taya Dust.
- : Dark Edgyness was endorsed by The Empire of Celannica.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, much of Dark Edgyness's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Dark Edgyness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the news is showing footage of Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus bullying an old man to the point of tears.
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