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The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness

“It's nothing, personnel.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.26 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,358 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Justice.

Dark Edgyness is ranked 219,799th in the world and 8,908th in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -957.08 on the Hayek Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 487thLowest Crime Rates: 520thHighest Poor Incomes: 796thLargest Information Technology Sector: 892ndSmartest Citizens: 935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 940thLargest Governments: 978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,528thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,624thMost Developed: 1,648thSafest: 1,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,668thMost Influential: 1,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,987thMost Efficient Economies: 2,003rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,318thMost Inclusive: 2,488thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,497thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,709thHighest Average Incomes: 2,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,316thHealthiest Citizens: 5,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,402ndMost Secular: 5,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,103rdMost Cultured: 6,614thHighest Economic Output: 6,683rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,357thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,777thTop
Most Stationary: 11,322ndMost Income Equality: 14,755thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,833rd
Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 87th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionMost Secular: 199th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 321st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 556th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 601st in the region

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