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The Armed Kingdom of Dark Druid

“Discipline and Patience”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Armed Kingdom of Dark Druid is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jeremy Megan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.689 billion Dark Druidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Fortress. The average income tax rate is 84.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Druidian economy, worth 328 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,212 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Dark Druid's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Druid's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dark Druid is ranked 19,295th in the world and 931st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,411.73 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,058thMost Patriotic: 2,275thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,819thMost Influential: 2,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,127thMost Secular: 4,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,955thMost Developed: 7,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,201stSmartest Citizens: 8,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,906thLargest Governments: 9,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,441stRudest Citizens: 10,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,534thLargest Black Market: 13,290thHealthiest Citizens: 13,389thTop
Most Cultured: 14,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,346thMost Efficient Economies: 15,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,304thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,295thHighest Food Quality: 26,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 26,266th
Most Patriotic: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 162nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 279th in the regionLargest Black Market: 283rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 331st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 365th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th in the regionMost Developed: 422nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 436th in the regionRudest Citizens: 446th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 480th in the regionLargest Governments: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 587th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 599th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 603rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 635th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 671st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 689th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 691st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 697th in the regionMost Cultured: 726th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 744th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 776th in the regionMost Influential: 781st in the regionNudest: 806th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 839th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 927th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 931st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,004th in the region

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