The Armed Kingdom of Dark Druid
“Discipline and Patience”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Armed Kingdom of Dark Druid is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jeremy Megan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.689 billion Dark Druidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Fortress. The average income tax rate is 84.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dark Druidian economy, worth 328 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,212 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
The nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Dark Druid's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Druid's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dark Druid endorsed The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Druid, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Dark Druid's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Druid, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Dark Druid was endorsed by The United States of Magnvm Dainamia.
- : Dark Druid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dark Druid voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in Dark Druid, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Dark Druid endorsed The Democratic Union of New Trisone.
- : Dark Druid endorsed The Neon Gumitastic Rindom of Nordic-British Union.
- : Following new legislation in Dark Druid, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
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