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The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania

“Zeit ohne Ende”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.675 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 603 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 15,554th in the world and 849th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 70.9 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,216thHighest Drug Use: 2,489thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,414thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,716thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,212thMost Influential: 6,175thMost Politically Free: 6,216thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,887thNudest: 7,248thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,459thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,541stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,579thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,331stNicest Citizens: 10,717thMost Cultured: 10,758thBest Weather: 11,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,685thMost Inclusive: 14,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,660thMost Pacifist: 15,117thLargest Governments: 15,203rdSmartest Citizens: 15,554thSafest: 16,487th
Highest Drug Use: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Politically Free: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 266th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 310th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 354th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 411th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 436th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 496th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 518th in the regionNicest Citizens: 590th in the regionLargest Populations: 611th in the regionBest Weather: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 682nd in the regionLargest Governments: 713th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 747th in the regionMost Pacifist: 798th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 807th in the regionMost Inclusive: 823rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 849th in the regionSafest: 881st in the region

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