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The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania

“Zeit ohne Ende”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: floof

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Holy Violet Fluff Infection of Darcania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zephyr kul Sanguine with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.192 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 826 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,929 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 167,206th in the world and 1st in floof for Fattest Citizens, with 8.41 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 988thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,339thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,062ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,014thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,701stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,999thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,172ndNudest: 9,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,329thTop
Most Cultured: 10,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,707thBest Weather: 10,894thNicest Citizens: 11,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,389thMost Politically Free: 14,248thMost Pacifist: 14,269thMost Inclusive: 15,134thSmartest Citizens: 15,581stLargest Governments: 15,747thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,940thSafest: 18,579thHighest Economic Output: 20,611th

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