The Pancake Mistress of Daraln
“I will outperform.”
|Category: Libertarian Police State|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Squire
The Pancake Mistress of Daraln is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kira Rosberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 890 million Daralnians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nye Rhendam. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Daralnian economy, worth 107 trillion Trese a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,001 Trese, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Daraln's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Daraln was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Daraln was endorsed by The Dictatorship of The American White League.
- : Daraln was endorsed by The Consociational Polity of Galliadurm.
- : Daraln was endorsed by The Holy Empire of East Landistan.
- : Daraln endorsed The Holy Empire of East Landistan.
- : Daraln endorsed The Republic of Palala.
- : Daraln endorsed The Democratic Republic of Coast islands.
- : Daraln endorsed The Republic of Mafia Associate United.
- : Daraln endorsed The Consociational Polity of Galliadurm.
- : Following new legislation in Daraln, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
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