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The Naval Republic of Danielinian Pirates

“Aproch it from behind & Think it a quarter of the way”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

Regional Influence: Envoy

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The Naval Republic of Danielinian Pirates is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Enambelas with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.036 billion Danielinian Pirates are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Golden Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The powerhouse Danielinian Piratian economy, worth 686 trillion Zenkoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,023 Zenkoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 410,736 per year while the poor average 7,290, a ratio of 56.3 to 1.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Danielinian Pirates flights to avoid the pay lavatories, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, and tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Danielinian Pirates's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Danielinian Pirates is ranked 100,473rd in the world and 23rd in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Stationary, with 435.05633267488 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 8,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,683rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,433rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 19,138thLargest Retail Industry: 22,703rdMost Pro-Market: 27,271stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,508th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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