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The Gamer Jingoistic Theocracy of Dangine card farm4 |
“How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichuahua 🤣🤣”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Lezzie |
Regional Influence: Contender |
The Gamer Jingoistic Theocracy of Dangine card farm4 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hilary Clinton with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.47 billion Dangine card farmers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion Dangoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,852 Dangoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, Hilary Clinton's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm4's national animal is the Joe Mama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Feet Worship.
Dangine card farm4 is ranked 20,455th in the world and 6th in Lezzie for Most Stationary, with 1,606.1156040298 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dangine card farm4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, Hilary Clinton's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Danginean beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, atheists on vacation find Feet Worship's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Dangine card farm4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
- : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm4, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.