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The Republic of Dangine card farm2

“Ur mom bad at fortnite”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Lezzie

Regional Influence: Contender


The Republic of Dangine card farm2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Phil with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, devout population of 6.044 billion Dangine card farmers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth 770 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,536 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Joe Mamaball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm2's national animal is the Joe Mama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Dangine card farm2 is ranked 246,464th in the world and 14th in Lezzie for Most Avoided, scoring 1.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Patriotic: 8,599thMost Devout: 10,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,738thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,991stMost Developed: 14,829thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,498thLowest Crime Rates: 16,094thHealthiest Citizens: 16,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,612thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,384thLargest Black Market: 18,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,217thMost Efficient Economies: 19,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,887thLargest Governments: 22,425thHighest Average Incomes: 23,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,252ndNicest Citizens: 23,783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,169thSmartest Citizens: 25,375thMost Stationary: 26,711thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,305th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

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