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The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria

“United we stand, divided we fall”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Augusto Ramirez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.464 billion Dandelerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norakocha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Dandelerian economy, worth 676 trillion narlas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,267 narlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dandeleria's national animal is the Manorina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of DEAREST LEADER.

Dandeleria is ranked 268,921st in the world and 6,708th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 0.12 quips per hour.

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Most Primitive: 8thMost Devout: 22ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 29thBest Weather: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 156thMost Conservative: 204thMost Corrupt Governments: 230thMost Beautiful Environments: 233rdMost Authoritarian: 273rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 865thMost Extreme: 1,058thLargest Governments: 1,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,375thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,021stHealthiest Citizens: 3,390thNudest: 4,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,930thMost Pacifist: 8,286thTop
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Most Income Equality: 23,563rdLargest Populations: 23,823rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 138th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionNudest: 176th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 420th in the regionMost Income Equality: 610th in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the region

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