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The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria

“United we stand, divided we fall”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colonel Álvaro Ramírez with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.813 billion Dandelerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norakocha. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Dandelerian economy, worth 540 trillion narlas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,948 narlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dandeleria's national animal is the ebola virus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of DEAREST LEADER.

Dandeleria is ranked 237,716th in the world and 109th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 1.64 Obesity Rate.

Most Primitive: 9thMost Devout: 20thMost Ignorant Citizens: 24thBest Weather: 55thLowest Crime Rates: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 221stMost Beautiful Environments: 232ndMost Authoritarian: 310thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 337thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rdMost Conservative: 456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 755thLargest Governments: 1,184thMost Extreme: 1,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,490thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,739thLargest Black Market: 2,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,977thNudest: 4,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,005thMost Pacifist: 8,314thMost Stationary: 9,616thTop
Most Influential: 14,024th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the region

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