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The Federation of Daletopia

“Liberty, and justice for None”

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The Federation of Daletopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dale Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.327 billion Daletopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Detroit. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daletopian economy, worth 883 trillion Dalors a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,119 Dalors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, the world still seems flat to some people in space, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daletopia's national animal is the Honeybadger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daletopia is ranked 51,790^th in the world and 2^nd in Kresil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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