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The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a

“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Daedra1a Zombie Fort

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.113 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 31,139 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 940,407 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,772,587 per year while the poor average 8,913, a ratio of 984 to 1.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 241,584th in the world and 2nd in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -59.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thMost Efficient Economies: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 16thRudest Citizens: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 21stHighest Economic Output: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 46thMost Secular: 55thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55thMost Scientifically Advanced: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thSmartest Citizens: 258thMost Armed: 409thLargest Publishing Industry: 445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,430thLargest Populations: 1,623rdLargest Governments: 2,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,396thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,520thLargest Black Market: 5,846thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,817thMost Pro-Market: 17,871st

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