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The Empire of Daddy pompus

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The Empire of Daddy pompus is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 554 million Daddy pompusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The powerhouse Daddy pompusian economy, worth 43.0 trillion Joneses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,573 Joneses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,352 per year while the poor average 8,924, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Daddy pompus's national animal is the Comrade penguin , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Daddy pompus is ranked 32,238^th in the world and 777^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,618.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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