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The Slippery Escaping Breakfast of D083

“Repent! Repent! Your breakfast must repent to ascend!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Windows

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Slippery Escaping Breakfast of D083 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Percival with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.162 billion Stylites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stylite City. The average income tax rate is 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Stylish economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion Banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,853 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. D083's national animal is the Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Multiverse.

D083 is ranked 323,659th in the world and 64th in Windows for Nicest Citizens, with 0.5 average smiles per day.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,965thLargest Mining Sector: 5,062ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,148thMost Devout: 11,159thMost Stationary: 11,622ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,263rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,363rdFattest Citizens: 19,515thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,962ndMost Armed: 23,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,580thHighest Economic Output: 25,559thMost Influential: 28,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 33,932nd
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the region

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