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The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan

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The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premiér Sezima Jezek with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.879 billion Czechostani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 6,334 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,665 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Slajvekin, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 6,951^st in the world and 1^st in Absurdistan for Most Patriotic, with 52.31 flags saluted per person per day.

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