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The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan

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Location: Absurdistan

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premiér Sezima Jezek with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.879 billion Czechostani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slajvekin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechostani economy, worth a remarkable 6,334 trillion cegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 318,665 cegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Slajvekin, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown. Czechostan's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechostan is ranked 6,951st in the world and 1st in Absurdistan for Most Patriotic, with 52.31 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rdLargest Welfare Programs: 68thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 140thMost Inclusive: 160thMost Advanced Public Education: 164thHighest Food Quality: 165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 170thLargest Governments: 182ndMost Cultured: 194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 206thMost Beautiful Environments: 218thMost Rebellious Youth: 232ndNicest Citizens: 235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241stMost Developed: 246thLongest Average Lifespans: 264thLeast Corrupt Governments: 303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 349thHealthiest Citizens: 361stBest Weather: 371stSmartest Citizens: 393rdMost Pacifist: 415thSafest: 467thMost Subsidized Industry: 595thMost Efficient Economies: 688thHighest Poor Incomes: 730thLowest Crime Rates: 742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 999thHighest Drug Use: 1,431stHighest Economic Output: 1,663rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,930thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,003rdMost Patriotic: 6,951stNudest: 9,734thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,073rdLargest Populations: 10,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,602ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,570thMost Influential: 15,663rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,898thMost Politically Free: 22,224thMost Stationary: 25,273rd

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