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The Kingdom of Czechia-Moravia-Silesia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 260 million Czechs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxland. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Czech economy, worth 13.9 trillion korunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,435 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', Czechia-Moravia-Silesia has designated Foxland as its capital city, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechia-Moravia-Silesia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Czechia-Moravia-Silesia is ranked 84,896^th in the world and 84^th in Bozarkia for Most Authoritarian, with 1,082.45 milliStalins.