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The Principality of Cyunzit

“አንድ ቋንቋ ብቻ በቂ አይደለም”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
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Location: Khuzifenq

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Principality of Cyunzit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 12.075 billion Cyunzits are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyunzitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Kurisus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,015 Kurisus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, dessert dishes make up the Cyunzitian breakfast menu, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime is totally unknown. Cyunzit's national animal is the Upa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyunzit is ranked 16,229th in the world and 12th in Khuzifenq for Smartest Citizens, with 70.84 quips per hour.

Most Inclusive: 1,223rdNicest Citizens: 1,523rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,573rdHighest Food Quality: 1,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,759thMost Cultured: 2,319thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,028thMost Pacifist: 3,300thBest Weather: 4,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,315thHealthiest Citizens: 5,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,812thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,553rdMost Developed: 10,699thMost Efficient Economies: 12,451stHighest Economic Output: 13,363rdTop
Most Influential: 14,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,637thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,852ndSmartest Citizens: 16,229thMost Stationary: 16,801stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,163rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,740thHighest Average Incomes: 23,237thMost Secular: 24,098thMost Income Equality: 24,774thLargest Governments: 26,283rd
Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

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