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The Constitutional Monarchy of Cyrtenes

“Mīn wandrian-scyf ful ǣlen is”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Very Good
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Constitutional Monarchy of Cyrtenes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sarah the Quizzical with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.034 billion Cyrtenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercia. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrtenesian economy, worth 680 trillion Gelds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,777 Gelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyrtenes's national animal is the White Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cyrtenes is ranked 29,349th in the world and 571st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 11,003.51 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 4,217thMost Influential: 4,664thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,171stMost Pacifist: 5,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,632ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,868thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,908thSafest: 6,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,591stNicest Citizens: 6,886thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,317thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,095thHealthiest Citizens: 8,649thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,728thMost Cultured: 9,052ndMost Developed: 9,122ndTop
Most Inclusive: 11,360thSmartest Citizens: 12,319thLowest Crime Rates: 13,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,188thMost Stationary: 16,534thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,412thLargest Governments: 19,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,662nd
Most Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 98th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionSafest: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Stationary: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionMost Cultured: 208th in the regionMost Inclusive: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 382nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 397th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 467th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 482nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionLargest Governments: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 571st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 589th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 598th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 38 » Aggro, Zavea, Farrakhan, Unibot III, Perfect Sublime Masters, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Pettlland, Emeseses, Collosuss, Aqueira, Xyloqua, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Rubian Empire, Florin, Doormat to the Lord, Aandruzognivia, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Panormia, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, Zerentopia, Razorback, Magrinia, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Visionary Union, Nation of Urie, Arinteriswith, Fragmented Spero, Crazy Firemen, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, United Libor Lefunkistan, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Makdon, and Ulslur.