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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.538 billion Cyreneanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,644 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,296 Beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the ban on cars has been repealed, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 228,958th in the world and 2,639th in 10000 Islands for Most Avoided, scoring 0.16 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Pacifist: 11thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Influential: 29thMost Cheerful Citizens: 30thLeast Corrupt Governments: 57thBest Weather: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 77thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92ndMost Cultured: 93rdLongest Average Lifespans: 136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 204thMost Beautiful Environments: 222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 256thMost Developed: 323rdMost Stationary: 329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 360thMost Devout: 469thSafest: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 1,047thLargest Populations: 1,141stHighest Economic Output: 1,412thSmartest Citizens: 1,440thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,074thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,582ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,437thMost Inclusive: 3,739thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,267thMost Primitive: 6,954thNudest: 8,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,063rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,881stLargest Governments: 17,981stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,843rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Primitive: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionNudest: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the region

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