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The Island of Cyrenean

“Your Government cares so you don't have to”

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The Island of Cyrenean is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.538 billion Cyreneanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyreneai. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyreneanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,644 trillion Beahs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,296 Beahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, the ban on cars has been repealed, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown. Cyrenean's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cyrenean is ranked 228,958^th in the world and 2,639^th in 10000 Islands for Most Avoided, scoring 0.16 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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