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The Holy Empire of Cynalan

“We believe in cat supremacy! Meow!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Empire of Cynalan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 240 million Cynalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cynalian economy, worth 11.5 trillion Cynalian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,022 Cynalian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Cynalan is often a lifetime appointment, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cynalan's national animal is the Snow Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cynalan is ranked 135,842nd in the world and 6,727th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 921.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,869thTop
Most Influential: 7,279thTop
Safest: 13,860thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,627thMost Pacifist: 18,589th
Safest: 790th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 944th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,080th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,089th in the regionMost Influential: 1,199th in the region

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