Spotlight on:
The Republic of Cybernetic First Aid Technician |
“Pride and Industry”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Fragile |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of Cybernetic First Aid Technician is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.04 billion Cybernetic First Aid Technicianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Cybernetic First Aid Technicianian economy, worth 226 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,583 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cybernetic First Aid Technician's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cybernetic First Aid Technician is ranked 174,769th in the world and 2,450th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,454.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, polygamy is legal.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
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Cybernetic First Aid Technician, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.