Spotlight on:
The Republic of Cwh292 |
“Never eat yellow snow”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Crestwood Heights |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Republic of Cwh292 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.122 billion Cwh292ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cwh292ian economy, worth 271 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,910 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, and pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh292's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cwh292 is ranked 14,965th in the world and 86th in Crestwood Heights for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,987.84 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
- : Following new legislation in
Cwh292, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.