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The People's Republic of Cutote

“None shall stop our conquest!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Pontbridge Islands

Regional Influence: Power


The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.863 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 21,113 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 849,204 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,955,154 per year while the poor average 7,626, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

National chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 1,915th in the world and 3rd in Pontbridge Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.13 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Avoided: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thFattest Citizens: 11thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 27thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 30thMost Efficient Economies: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 59thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67thHighest Economic Output: 67thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Armed: 87thLargest Agricultural Sector: 88thRudest Citizens: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 471stLargest Governments: 498thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 924thMost Stationary: 942ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,901stLowest Crime Rates: 1,915thTop
Largest Populations: 4,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,018thMost Influential: 7,246thLargest Black Market: 7,347thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,482ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,557thMost Conservative: 11,806thTop
Most Secular: 21,620th

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