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The People's Republic of Cutote

“None shall stop our conquest!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Pontbridge Islands

Regional Influence: Power


The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.73 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 17,159 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 789,653 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,408,246 per year while the poor average 116,549, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, and mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 181st in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 574.93 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5thFattest Citizens: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Gambling Industry: 37thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 84thHighest Economic Output: 91stMost Armed: 150thRudest Citizens: 181stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 258thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 582ndLargest Governments: 988thMost Stationary: 1,056thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,627thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,319thLowest Crime Rates: 2,709thLargest Black Market: 3,454thLargest Populations: 4,550thMost Influential: 6,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,776thTop
Most Secular: 9,606thMost Conservative: 11,867thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,032nd

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