Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of Cutethings |
“The cuter the better!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Commonwealth of Cutethings is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Avocado with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.246 billion Cutethingsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuddlesberg. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Cute economy, worth 267 trillion Cottonballs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is 42,878 Cottonballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, rumor has it that Avocado has won three lotteries in a row, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cutethings's national animal is the Lemon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cutethings is ranked 127,725th in the world and 2,484th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 263.77703257148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cutethings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Cutethings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Cutethings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Cutethings's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Cutethings, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Cutethings's influence in Balder fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Cutethings's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cutethings's influence in Balder fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Cutethings's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Cutethings, rumor has it that Avocado has won three lotteries in a row.