Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Commonwealth of Cutethings

“The cuter the better!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Minnow

OverviewPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

The Commonwealth of Cutethings is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Avocado with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.246 billion Cutethingsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuddlesberg. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Cute economy, worth 267 trillion Cottonballs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is 42,878 Cottonballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, rumor has it that Avocado has won three lotteries in a row, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cutethings's national animal is the Lemon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cutethings is ranked 127,725th in the world and 2,484th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 263.77703257148 days.

Top
1%
Nudest: 551stTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,547thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,310thMost Pacifist: 8,400thMost Primitive: 8,469thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,885thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,133rdMost Inclusive: 12,163rdNicest Citizens: 13,818thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,788thHighest Food Quality: 17,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,765thMost Cultured: 20,835thMost Income Equality: 21,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,796thBest Weather: 27,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 28,944thLargest Governments: 29,698th
Top
1%
Nudest: 20th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 248th in the regionMost Primitive: 372nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 389th in the regionMost Pacifist: 472nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 511th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 529th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 603rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 614th in the regionMost Income Equality: 627th in the regionMost Inclusive: 645th in the regionNicest Citizens: 778th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,012th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...