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The Republic of Curative Agent 89 |
“Research in Progress”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Blue Chevron |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Republic of Curative Agent 89 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.494 billion Curative Agent 89ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.
The Curative Agent 89ian economy, worth 61.6 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,205 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curative Agent 89's national animal is the Trout, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Curative Agent 89 is ranked 340,616th in the world and 398th in Blue Chevron for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Curative Agent 89, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
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Curative Agent 89, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
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Curative Agent 89, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
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Curative Agent 89, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
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Curative Agent 89, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
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Curative Agent 89, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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Curative Agent 89, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD.
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Curative Agent 89, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
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Curative Agent 89, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
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Curative Agent 89, the entire entry for Curative Agent 89 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.