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The Grinning Triumvirate of Cul-Ed-Sac


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Grinning Triumvirate of Cul-Ed-Sac is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Eds with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.879 billion Cullies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Peach Creek. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cul-Ed-Sackian economy, worth 674 trillion quarters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,907 quarters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Cul-Ed-Sac's national animal is the monster chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult De Sac.

Cul-Ed-Sac is ranked 8,868th in the world and 239th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 17.52 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 781stLargest Retail Industry: 870thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,072ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,998thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,179thLargest Black Market: 4,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,488thMost Devout: 5,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,635thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,912thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,737thFattest Citizens: 8,868thHighest Average Incomes: 9,167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,209thMost Avoided: 9,626thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,060thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,648thMost Primitive: 14,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,360thMost Inclusive: 14,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,669thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,107thMost Cultured: 19,153rdLargest Mining Sector: 19,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,654th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 126th in the regionMost Devout: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 173rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionFattest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 261st in the regionMost Avoided: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 342nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 361st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 384th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 423rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 435th in the regionMost Stationary: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 479th in the regionMost Cultured: 511th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 557th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 581st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 599th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Primitive: 666th in the regionLargest Governments: 682nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 746th in the regionLargest Populations: 752nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 776th in the region

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