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The Republic of CSBs Colour-0000F9 |
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Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Republic of CSBs Colour-0000F9 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.147 billion CSBs Colour-0000F9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong CSBs Colour-0000F9ian economy, worth 63.4 trillion Paint Brushes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,251 Paint Brushes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSBs Colour-0000F9's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
CSBs Colour-0000F9 is ranked 30,045th in the world and 1,528th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,191.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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CSBs Colour-0000F9's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
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CSBs Colour-0000F9, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, edutainment video games are taking CSBs Colour-0000F9's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in
CSBs Colour-0000F9, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.