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The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica

“The Secret Discovered”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.533 billion Cryptozoologicans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cryptozoologican economy, worth a remarkable 2,445 trillion Questions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,131 Questions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,098,844 per year while the poor average 17,086, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

A the Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Cryptozoologica #1 for number twos, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and Cryptozoologican doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryptozoologica's national animal is the Chymera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cryptozoologica is ranked 26,300th in the world and 294th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 993.28142679948 days.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,308thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,685thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,996thMost Devout: 6,282ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,950thMost Cultured: 6,996thHighest Economic Output: 7,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,720thHighest Average Incomes: 7,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,924thLargest Black Market: 8,013thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,228thSmartest Citizens: 10,257thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,639thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,457thMost Efficient Economies: 12,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,897thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,159thMost Patriotic: 13,187thMost Developed: 14,347thLowest Crime Rates: 15,735thLargest Governments: 18,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,601stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,804thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,207thLargest Populations: 25,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,765th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 149th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionLargest Populations: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 205th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionMost Patriotic: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 267th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 272nd in the regionMost Stationary: 294th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 320th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 325th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 389th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 404th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 444th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 563rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 619th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 715th in the regionFattest Citizens: 721st in the regionNudest: 797th in the region

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