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The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica |
“The Secret Discovered”
Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.533 billion Cryptozoologicans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cryptozoologican economy, worth a remarkable 2,445 trillion Questions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 195,131 Questions, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,098,844 per year while the poor average 17,086, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.
A the Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Cryptozoologica #1 for number twos, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and Cryptozoologican doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryptozoologica's national animal is the Chymera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cryptozoologica is ranked 26,300th in the world and 294th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 993.28142679948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cryptozoologica, Cryptozoologican doors require a Ph.D. to open.
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Cryptozoologica, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
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Cryptozoologica, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Cryptozoologica, a the Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Cryptozoologica #1 for number twos.
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Cryptozoologica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
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Cryptozoologica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Cryptozoologica, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
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Cryptozoologica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Cryptozoologica, the country is littered with broken homes.
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Cryptozoologica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.