Spotlight on:
The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica |
“The Secret Discovered”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: the Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Kingdom of Cryptozoologica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.336 billion Cryptozoologicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Cryptozoologican economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion Questions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 254,044 Questions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 834,480 per year while the poor average 57,999, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.
A government program is underway to revitalize Cryptozoologica's beaches, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryptozoologica's national animal is the Chymera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cryptozoologica is ranked 19,849th in the world and 208th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,632.28101783948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, a government program is underway to revitalize Cryptozoologica's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Cryptozoologica, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.