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The Dreaming Degenerates of Cryptonius

“If we can dream it, we can do it”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Cape of Good Hope

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Dreaming Degenerates of Cryptonius is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Warden Palaeo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.143 billion Cryptoniusites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagornial. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cryptoniusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,201 trillion Kets a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,755 Kets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, Lagornial has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Cape of Good Hope, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime is totally unknown. Cryptonius's national animal is the Beluga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cryptonius is ranked 4,403rd in the world and 3rd in Cape of Good Hope for Highest Economic Output, with 3,201 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Public Education: 304thMost Rebellious Youth: 343rdMost Secular: 521stMost Cultured: 761stMost Pacifist: 766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 909thSmartest Citizens: 1,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,278thNicest Citizens: 1,458thMost Developed: 1,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,809thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,822ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,187thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,557thMost Efficient Economies: 2,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,080thLargest Governments: 3,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,587thHighest Economic Output: 4,403rdMost Inclusive: 4,470thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,127thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,000thHighest Average Incomes: 8,210thRudest Citizens: 11,661stTop
Largest Populations: 12,256thHighest Drug Use: 17,001stLargest Retail Industry: 20,463rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 17th in the region

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