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The Federation of Crus Sarialand

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The Federation of Crus Sarialand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sheikh Fraser with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.371 billion Crus Sarialandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crus Sarialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion pieses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,754 pieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of freedom is about half a million pieses, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Crus Sarialandian politicians, and visions of giant pink horses are a common side effect after Crus Sarialandians eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crus Sarialand's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Crus Sarialand is ranked 207,639^th in the world and 71^st in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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