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The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland

“Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Fifth Empire

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Keysar David Aryelev with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.744 billion Crucilandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokhavkiryah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucilandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,010 trillion Niqudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 969,095 Niqudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kokhavkiryah, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Cruciland, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cruciland's national animal is the sabertoothed cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Historical Christianity.

Cruciland is ranked 309,421st in the world and 153rd in Fifth Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15thHighest Average Incomes: 20thMost Patriotic: 25thLargest Black Market: 25thMost Advanced Public Education: 37thMost Developed: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 40thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rdSmartest Citizens: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 62ndMost Corrupt Governments: 65thMost Devout: 68thLargest Governments: 70thHealthiest Citizens: 77thHighest Economic Output: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 99thMost Subsidized Industry: 111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 117thMost Armed: 170thMost Cultured: 175thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 280thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 308thMost Beautiful Environments: 315thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 369thLargest Insurance Industry: 551stHighest Food Quality: 704thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,463rdRudest Citizens: 2,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,424thMost Influential: 2,493rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,500thLargest Retail Industry: 7,055thMost Income Equality: 7,099thLargest Mining Sector: 9,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,020thLargest Populations: 11,948th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 19 » The Children of Gerizim, The Supreme Islamic State, Chalybea, Prodstrazka, Damnel, Saint Lucian Frostland, Porotia, Heijmskringla, Antarus Redaction, Hungarian Social Republic, Euroasian, Servitronia, Kizhiratsk, Southern Interia, E s t r u s, Chernistiv, Cartiga, Natskia, and Knights of LUSITANIA.