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The Armed Republic of Crown Atoll

“The bell tolls for thee”

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The Armed Republic of Crown Atoll is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 227 million Crown Atollians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The powerhouse Crown Atollian economy, worth 17.6 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,313 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crown Atoll's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crown Atoll is ranked 11,568^th in the world and 9^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,903.59 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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