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The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples

“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”

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The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by some guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.87 billion hooligans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of somewhere around here. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromulent Peoplesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,025 trillion Totally Non-Bubble Cryptocurrencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,384 Totally Non-Bubble Cryptocurrencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cromulent Peoplesian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromulent Peoples's national animal is the Milkshake Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Thats like your opinion man.

Cromulent Peoples is ranked 6,615^th in the world and 1^st in Loamhedge for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

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