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The Queen's State of Cromethius


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Society of Commissioned Gentlemen

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Queen's State of Cromethius is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 8.316 billion Cromethiusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cromethiusian economy, worth 34.1 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,105 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nation-wide cull of deer is in effect, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, military spending is on the increase, and Cromethius has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromethius's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cromethius is ranked 136,846th in the world and 98th in Society of Commissioned Gentlemen for Most Stationary, with 9.7773895758 Days.

Most Extreme: 23rdMost Authoritarian: 97thMost Conservative: 151stMost Income Equality: 294thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,548th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

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