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The Republic of Crokin

“íDûm Fùln Bèsh Cunnanethn!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Republic of Crokin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jiun Pûnj with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, devout population of 4.804 billion Crokinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dholj¨lt. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Crokinese economy, worth 319 trillion Uljols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,537 Uljols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Crokinese football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Crokinese Embarrassments, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crokin's national animal is the Làxidhen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thalt¨l.

Crokin is ranked 193,865th in the world and 6,655th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,164.63 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,828thMost Influential: 2,408thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,634thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,278thTop
Best Weather: 12,774thMost Devout: 14,221stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,226thMost Cultured: 17,003rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,064thHealthiest Citizens: 18,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,640thMost Average: 22,269thMost Stationary: 22,595thMost Inclusive: 24,032nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 150th in the regionMost Average: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 264th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionMost Devout: 405th in the regionBest Weather: 419th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 423rd in the regionMost Stationary: 431st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 489th in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 516th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 546th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 558th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614th in the regionLargest Populations: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 645th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 781st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 826th in the region

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