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The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles

“Cardinal-Archbishop of the VRCC”

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The VRCC Bishopric of CrimsonScribbles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.453 billion Crimsons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy See. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The powerhouse Crimson economy, worth a remarkable 3,903 trillion crayola markers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,089 crayola markers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,666 per year while the poor average 10,731, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Many aides in The Prelature Pope's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CrimsonScribbles's national animal is the scarlet parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

CrimsonScribbles is ranked 127,712^th in the world and 2^nd in Saint Margaret Mary for Smartest Citizens, with 29.78 quips per hour.

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