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The Jingo-Edwardian Kraterocracy of Creui

“Bitch I'm effay. Mexican wolverine, my name Jeff (ay).”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Jingo-Edwardian Kraterocracy of Creui is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eduardo Guatirrez with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.537 billion Creuians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scarlatina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Creuian economy, worth a remarkable 2,838 trillion Dark Matter Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,645 Dark Matter Ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,386,021 per year while the poor average 38,336, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Floodlocker', and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Creui's national animal is the Floodlocker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 100gecs x Mario Judah Hyperboreanism.

Creui is ranked 185,200th in the world and 4,443rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 70.4963784934 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 923rdRudest Citizens: 1,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,295thLargest Retail Industry: 1,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,500thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,594thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,711thFattest Citizens: 1,781stMost Avoided: 1,826thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,254thMost Secular: 2,610thHighest Average Incomes: 2,958thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,389thLargest Mining Sector: 3,406thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,432ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,704thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,106thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,474thLargest Black Market: 4,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,822ndSmartest Citizens: 7,755thHighest Economic Output: 7,857thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,939thMost Patriotic: 8,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,245thMost Cultured: 9,789thLargest Governments: 12,251stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,920thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,937thMost Armed: 16,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,733rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,795th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Avoided: 94th in the regionFattest Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Secular: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 294th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Black Market: 362nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 438th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 448th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 462nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 490th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 517th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 545th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 557th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 743rd in the regionLargest Governments: 750th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 767th in the regionMost Patriotic: 819th in the regionMost Armed: 1,006th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,036th in the region

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