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The Jingo-Edwardian Kraterocracy of Creui |
“Bitch I'm effay. Mexican wolverine, my name Jeff (ay).”
Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Jingo-Edwardian Kraterocracy of Creui is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eduardo Guatirrez with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.537 billion Creuians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scarlatina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Creuian economy, worth a remarkable 2,838 trillion Dark Matter Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 297,645 Dark Matter Ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,386,021 per year while the poor average 38,336, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.
The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Floodlocker', and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Creui's national animal is the Floodlocker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 100gecs x Mario Judah Hyperboreanism.
Creui is ranked 185,200th in the world and 4,443rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 70.4963784934 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Creui, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
- : Creui's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Creui, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Floodlocker'.
- : Creui was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Creui was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Creui, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Creui's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Creui was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Creui, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Creui was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.