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The Federal Republic of Crestphalia

“United in strife, together in peace”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Europe

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The Federal Republic of Crestphalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Matthias von Held with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.193 billion Crestphalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu-Starzberg. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crestphalian economy, worth 848 trillion eMarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,940 eMarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crestphalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Crestphalia is ranked 236,860th in the world and 1,153rd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,081stMost Influential: 2,057thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,294thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,595thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,253rdMost Cultured: 6,528thMost Efficient Economies: 6,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,945thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,009thBest Weather: 7,053rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,040thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,257thLargest Governments: 8,346thMost Developed: 8,691stHealthiest Citizens: 8,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,672ndSmartest Citizens: 9,822ndNicest Citizens: 10,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,930thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,300thLowest Crime Rates: 14,719thMost Inclusive: 15,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,583rdMost Secular: 19,920thSafest: 19,978thHighest Economic Output: 21,688thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,794thMost Income Equality: 22,557th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 82nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionMost Politically Free: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Income Equality: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the region

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