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The Republic of Creak


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Location: Ligurian Sea

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Creak is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Serenity and Labrador with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.928 billion Creakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hana. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Creakian economy, worth 142 trillion creeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,616 creeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, Love has been named as Creak's national religion, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime is totally unknown. Creak's national animal is the river fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Love.

Creak is ranked 141,801st in the world and 16th in Ligurian Sea for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.81 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,605thMost Primitive: 13,768thNicest Citizens: 23,110th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

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