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The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl

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Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


Crazy girl was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 49

The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.913 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Public Transport not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.2%.

The Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 3,015 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 77,503 hammers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,150 per year while the poor average 6,657, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by Crazy girlian college students, bins outnumber trees in city parks, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 93,757th in the world and 2,875th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 57.64 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Populations: 299thLargest Black Market: 1,698thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,025thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,665thLargest Mining Sector: 4,596thHighest Economic Output: 4,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,126thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,456thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,711thMost Influential: 21,066thMost Cultured: 22,058th
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 246th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 271st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 374th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 388th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 395th in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638th in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionNudest: 685th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 709th in the regionMost Secular: 731st in the region

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