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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies

“Vote monkey, get monkey”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.278 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,920 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 356,156 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, Crazed monkiesians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 620th in the world and 32nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 401.81 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 5thBest Weather: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stSmartest Citizens: 40thMost Secular: 45thMost Developed: 55thLongest Average Lifespans: 68thHealthiest Citizens: 78thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 248thMost Advanced Public Education: 248thHighest Economic Output: 255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 414thMost Stationary: 419thLargest Governments: 448thMost Inclusive: 483rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 585thRudest Citizens: 620thMost Efficient Economies: 869thLargest Populations: 967thHighest Average Incomes: 1,205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,364thSafest: 1,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,834thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,977thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,768thMost Income Equality: 8,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,265thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,552ndMost Influential: 12,033rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,931st
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionMost Income Equality: 325th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 350th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 404th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 618th in the regionLargest Black Market: 744th in the regionMost Influential: 770th in the region

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