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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies

“Vote monkey, get monkey”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 39.091 billion Crazed monkiesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 15,423 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,561 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Bingo from the Banana Splits. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 275,793rd in the world and 12,053rd in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.4 crimes per hour.

Most Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 10thMost Secular: 24thSmartest Citizens: 30thMost Developed: 46thLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 65thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 193rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 221stHighest Food Quality: 236thHighest Poor Incomes: 285thLargest Governments: 309thRudest Citizens: 323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 336thMost Stationary: 386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 396thMost Inclusive: 511thMost Efficient Economies: 594thMost Patriotic: 630thLargest Populations: 939thHighest Average Incomes: 1,022ndSafest: 1,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,877thLowest Crime Rates: 1,990thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,026thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,055thMost Cultured: 7,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,058thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,188thMost Influential: 12,785thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,140thMost Income Equality: 20,878th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 277th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 436th in the regionLargest Black Market: 539th in the regionNudest: 571st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 829th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,128th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,135th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,136th in the region

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