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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies

“Vote monkey, get monkey”

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The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.278 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,920 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 356,156 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, Crazed monkiesians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 620^th in the world and 32^nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 401.81 Insults Per Minute.

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